Cover Reveal for “Hey! You’re NOT Santa!” (Scholastic)

Ho Ho Moooooooo. . .erry early Christmas! lol “Hey! You’re NOT Santa!” (Scholastic) by Ethan T Berlin and illustrated by myself will debut on September 7th, 2021. Be sure to preorder at your local bookstore or online. Its a cute and quirky story about a cow that stalls for Santa. So get your milk and cookies ready, hang those stockings, cause you never know, you may have a cow filling in for Santa this year!
Book Announcement!!!
The 🐷🐷🐷 are out of the bag! It was announced this week @joshfunkbooks and my fourth book together “It’s Not The Three Little Pigs”. These three have made appearances in the previous three “It’s Not” books. So I’m excited for you all to get to meet these silly characters (and others, ahem.). So keep an eye out for further announcements! It’ll be out Fall 2022!

Last Group of Animal Alphabets Fan Art
This Last Fan Art Animal Alphabet Characters are: U for Uncle Scrooge, V for the Velveteen Rabbit, W for Wile E. Coyote, X for Xerneas (Pokemon), Y for Yogi Bear (additional Boo Boo), and Z for Zell (Animal Crossing).
Animal Alphabets Fan Art, Another Five.
This group of Animal Alphabets Fan Art characters are: P for the Pink Panther, Q for Quick Draw McGraw (bonus Baba Looey), R for Road Runner, S for Snorkmaiden from the Moomin series, and T for Tony the Tiger.
Animal Alphabets Fan Art Next Five
This next Animal Alphabets Fan Art characters are:K for Kermit the Frog, L for Lion from “Steven Universe”, M for Mojo Jojo from “Power Puff Girls”, N for Nutsy from Disney’s “Robin Hood”, and O for Ozzie from “Over the Hedge”.
“Goldibooks and the Wee Bear”
Today is the book birthday for Troy Wilson and my book, “Goldibooks and the Wee Bear” (Running Press). It takes the classic Goldlocks fairy tale and puts a spin on it. Instead Wee Bear breaks into Goldibook’s house and finds books! Its message that despite their differences, reading can bring people together.





Next Five for Animal Alphabets Fan Art Edition
This next five are F for Fantastic Mr. Fox, G for Gruffalo, H for Hardy Har Har, I for Iago, and J for Jiji.
Happy Book Birthday To This Little Lady!!!
It’s Little Red’s Book Birthday! “It’s Not Little Red Riding Hood” written by Josh Funk and illustrated by myself premiers today! Hope everyone enjoys Red’s Not so familiar rendition of the events to Grandma’s house. Also keep an eye out for the various fairy tale characters and familiar items I’ve sprinkled throughout the book.





























